A estrear lá para o Natal deste ano.
terça-feira, agosto 05, 2008
Ilusão óptica
Não, não vai aparecer nenhuma besta aos berros!
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Triumph, o cão insultador
Triumph, o cão insultador (existe esta palavra?) vai à Comic-Con, convenção de de vários géneros de entretenimento (inicialmente de banda desenhada)
Anedota - Convenção de ninfomanicas (em inglês)
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it's the men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you, I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends all call me Bubba."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it's the men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you, I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends all call me Bubba."
domingo, agosto 03, 2008
Posters de todos os filmes do Batman
Inclusive aquela "grande obra", Batman & Robin! Não me vou alongar com material que possa alimentar as tretas que andam para aí na blogosfera sobre o ultimo filme do Batman, se é o melhor ou se é bom e comparações estúpidas em actuações de determinados vilões. Cliquem no link para mais uns quantos posters.
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Cinzento
Dizem que o mundo não é preto e branco, mas com vários tons de cinzento. No entanto este post não é sobre isso mas sobre esta animação flash
"Pequena" tempestade de areia
Pela conversa das pessoas, parece que isto ocorre na Austrália. Pais amistoso não é!?
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sábado, agosto 02, 2008
Einstein, o papagaio
E eu a pensar que os papagaios eram só como o da minha tia: "Porradinha, Porradinha, Porradinha!". Atenção que isto era dito de uma maneira afectuosa :D
Carrega na imagem!
Carrega na imagem!Orgulho Português?
Ando eu a passear pela net e encontro esta foto num site alemão (ou coisa parecida)
Zézé Camarinha no seu melhor...no engate ou a fazer de palerma?. Orgulho Português?
Fica o link para o site
Zézé Camarinha no seu melhor...no engate ou a fazer de palerma?. Orgulho Português?
Fica o link para o site
Se não os podes vencer...
Já que a menina não podia ter os bonecos dentro da máquina, que tal lá entrar para a tirar
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