sexta-feira, setembro 14, 2007

Sarcasmo Zen

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

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