sexta-feira, janeiro 04, 2008

As 35 leis do Anime

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Não sei como este gato veio aqui parar...

Caso não queira ir ver no link, meto aqui algumas que acho importantes (no original em inglês);)

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

#10 - Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11 - Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.

First Corrallary
Anything that explodes bulges first.

Second Corrallary
Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12 - Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#15 - Law of Inexhaustibility
No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#18 - Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#23 - Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

#26 - Law of Mandibular Proportionality The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking.

#27 - Law of Feline Mutation Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any

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