On a bicycle --
"Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle"
On a hammer--
"Misuse may lead to property damage and bodily injury."
(Oh...Hell yes!!!)
(You think?)
On a toilet brush--
"Do not use for personal hygiene."
(Unless you're homeless.)
On washing machine--
"Do not put any person in this washer"
(No cats either.)
On car sun shield--
"Do not drive with shield in place."
(Unless you've been drinking of course.)
On aerosol cheese can--
"Remove cap."
(But I'm not wearing a cap.)
On a bar of Dial soap --
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(Sound advice..I guess.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --
"Product will be hot after heating."
(No shit?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid --
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(Thanks for the heads up, Einstein.)
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