quinta-feira, julho 19, 2007

Avisos estúpidos

On a bicycle --

"Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle"

On a hammer--

"Misuse may lead to property damage and bodily injury."
(Oh...Hell yes!!!)
(You think?)

On a toilet brush--

"Do not use for personal hygiene."
(Unless you're homeless.)

On washing machine--

"Do not put any person in this washer"
(No cats either.)

On car sun shield--

"Do not drive with shield in place."
(Unless you've been drinking of course.)

On aerosol cheese can--

"Remove cap."
(But I'm not wearing a cap.)

On a bar of Dial soap --

"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(Sound advice..I guess.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --

"Product will be hot after heating."
(No shit?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid --

"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(Thanks for the heads up, Einstein.)

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