As piores analogias de sempre (em inglês)

Alguns exemplos:

• Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. (Boa!)
• Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center. (Coisa que nunca reparei)
• Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. (ora bem)
• Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake (eu também...)

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